a commercial product, Fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.
by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003
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2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.
3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.
3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?
Lover 2: Yes.
2) As above
3) Shut up spunk farter.
Lover 2: Yes.
2) As above
3) Shut up spunk farter.
by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006
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Adj. A feeling of uncontrollable energy followed by outlandish or crazy behaviors. This can lead to excess talking, laughing and obserd statements that are often BOLD! People who are fartzed are often fun but at most times need assistance in performing lifes daily activities. Basically, you are not yourself.
by LKJHGHJ February 11, 2007
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"Did that guy just ninja fart or was he really coughing that loud?"
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."
by Joey3 April 26, 2006
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Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?
Guy 2: Gary clocked me in the eye after I complained about his smelly fart during the meeting.
Guy 1: He's one of those tough farters, huh?
Guy 2: Gary clocked me in the eye after I complained about his smelly fart during the meeting.
Guy 1: He's one of those tough farters, huh?
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