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Esport is a hobby done by a huge amount of people. It's basically an organized video game tournament, done the same way as an athletic sport. The only differents is that it's not a sport but is actually just people that call themself ''gamers' 'and treating it as like they are working at the same level as a normal athlete. Esport is not a sport but only and will always be an e-sport, not the same thing. A sport is considered in a dictionary as physical activity, not a person that is flicking his wrist and ''giving call-outs''.
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Extortion

Compelling someone to do something they don't want to do by making them an offer they can't refuse.
The attempt by President Trump to force President Zelensky to fabricate dirt on Trump's political opponent by withholding desperately needed Congressionally approved military aide to the Ukraine is the very definition of extortion.
by LuLuFromTheBronx October 5, 2019
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Sexosaurus Expert

An expert in the field of how dinosaurs got freaky.
"Man, ever wonder how dinosaurs had sex?" -Bobby
"I KNOW! I'm a sexosaurus expert!!" - Jimmy
by TheSexosaurusExpert June 2, 2009
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Person 1: Dude I suck at football.
Person 2: You should go to expertfootball.com
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expert

/x, spurt/
"X" in math is an unknown and in plumbing "spurt" is a drip under pressure.
I am not an expert, why would I want to be an "unknown drip under pressure"!
by francme March 29, 2020
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Documentary Expert

When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.
Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."

Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."
by AndrewTFowler August 1, 2012
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Esports

The real name of Duncan "Thorin" Shields, who holds eSports on his shoulders single handedly.
"Hey did you see eSports' new banger tweet?"
"No I'm a woman so I'm blocked"
by FuryNotFurry December 30, 2021
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