excellante

So excellent that you can't even pronounce excellent right.

"My grades are excellante!"

by zxcraous February 12, 2014

half expect

To anticipate the occurrence of an unlikely event while feigning surprise by its ultimate lack of fruition.

I half expected Billy Mays to show up in my kitchen and start telling me I was doing it wrong.

by Glitch82 January 19, 2010

excellente

similar to excellent but a bit more casual

I googled excellente and I couldn't find a definition for it!

by IMPORTANT Slowness November 1, 2008

manage expectations

corporate doublespeak for "we don't want to do our best, so let's make sure people think we're doing our best without revealing that we're not doing our best" -- anything in which you have to "manage expectations" means you could probably devote more time and effort to making things better, but you just don't feel like it

Marketing has to manage expectations of our new software package so that the boss doesn't make us do any more work.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 13, 2007

Excellent

An Adjective used to describe that which is superlatively better than everything else around it. "Excellent" can only be used for the most extremely awesome of epic things.

C.D. Hylton Marching Band. Now that is one excellent organization

by The Quaffman May 28, 2009

rectus expellarum

a spell used at hogwart's causing one's opponent to begin shitting uncontrolably, often with violence. Usually results in dehydration.

voldemorte was taken by surprise when Harry Potter shouted RECTUS EXPELLARUM!!!, As a result, the death eaters were covered in shite like an audience at a Galagher performance.

by cassius$ July 19, 2006

Excelsior

-A funny internet meme that depicts a tank flying through the air.
-What Al Gore screams at everyone
-Something to say when you drop the shit of the century
-Something to scream when you are in the woods

-OMFG, EXCELSIOR IS GOING TO KILL US ALL.
-Al Gore: "Excelsior!"
- <Squeezes, grunts, and straining> "Wow that's an excelsior shit for sure.
-<In the woods> EXCELSIOR!!!!!

by СукаБлять February 4, 2015