Ex crush

a ex crush is a guy or girl that you used to like but you don’t anymore.

person A: hey didn’t you have a crush on Tristan

person B: nah he is my ex crush

by sadcowboy July 17, 2019

ex boyfriend

A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.

Written from (past) personal experience. Please examine yours (ex boyfriend.)

by pdrea December 26, 2008

ex girlfriend

any woman who is a bitch and who you dumped because she wanted you to be someone else you cant be and she is a bitch regardless.

My ex girlfriend is a cheap piece of shit who is a fucked up bitch that tried to change me.

by bob April 26, 2003

Deus Ex

Absolute best game ever. Nothing comes close. Half-life 2 does not even come close. One reason is you can play it many times over and still find new stuff.

It took me 6 time to find the floorboards in Alex's room.

by Hank January 20, 2005

Ex-Mo

An ex- Mormon. Usually emotionally scarred from being raised in a cult. Sometimes ex-mo's are needing something to fill the whole where religion used to be, and find comfort in each other. The older they are when they got out...the more damaged they are. Ones who got out young are pretty well adjusted and rad.

Oh! You're an ex-mo?

by Realseesreal April 3, 2017

Ex Wife

EX Wife could be the most dangerous animal on the planet.
They have razor sharp teeth and are very venomous.Most Ex Wife can be found in clubs,bars,MySpace,parties,rain forest,beaches,back yards even your own home.
They have only a few known natural predator witch are the Giraffe,Squirrel,Loyal men,Tony Stewart and sea cows only the kind that swim close to beaches.
They are also Nocturnal and Diurnal.They can feed day or night.Ex Wifes are also very territorial and eat there own offspring.

I was mauled by an Ex Wife roaming through the woods.

by Shannon (Twinkie) January 5, 2009

Ex-Con

A former friend who you keep in the contacts list on your cell phone only for screening purposes.

Once Chloe became an ex-con to me and I changed her name to douchebaguette in my phone, I have thankfully never had to talk to that drama queen again.

by HotDiggity! July 18, 2010