event autism

The specific, oddly focused mindset that takes over an MMO player during in-game limited time events, often resulting in them shunning all game content in order to just play the event and grind out every last drop of that time limited content. Also applies to mobile format games which mirror the limited time event model.

Man, I'd love to hit up the new raid, but I'm in total Event Autism mode here, I need to grind out the Summer dailies on my alts then get a few hundred more tokens to get that next cosmetic before I can call it quits for the day.

by Boabby the barman September 12, 2018

Miscellaneous Entertainment Event

Used to describe something that is interesting, but lacks any suitable labels. Usually said in a tongue-in-cheek way, when one is overwhelmed with the tackiness or horrible-ness of a performance.

Companion: "I don't know what to make of the school play last night... I wish I could say it was good..."

Me: "It was a miscellaneous entertainment event."

by IHateYouAll November 6, 2012

Chronology of Events

Is thus:

Weaponized schizophrenia -> Hym+10 years = What happens if I do this -> "WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs? WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs?" = Child Murder ☠️ -> 😭 -> "WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO THIS! AAAAAAH!! AAAAAH! MY KIDS!! MEH KIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH! I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT IF I'M PROTECYING MY KIDS! MY KIIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

And thus is the chronology of events!

Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

public events associate

(n.) Someone who picks up horse shit at a parade

The public events associate was responsible for cleaning up after the clydesdales after the fourth of july parade was finished.

by middie xo4 May 24, 2011

Event 1

Here's the refutation to the most recent one:

Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."

by Hym Iam May 29, 2024

Before and after event

An event in someone’s life where there life completely changes who that person was before for better or worse

My mom died when I was young, I realise now that was my before and after event.

by Cobaininpain January 6, 2024

Canon Event

A significant moment or event in ones lifetime crucial to their character development. These events can have both good and bad outcomes.

The term originates from the 2023 film "Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse," where several examples include getting bitten by a radioactive spider, Uncle Bens death, the death of a police captain close to Spider-Man, among others.

The death of Michael's dad really changed him, that was his canon event.

by Massacre_All_Furries December 7, 2023