emosexual

one who is too preoccupied with their own style of music and the personality that goes along with it, thus the name emo and sexual because emo is the style of music that usally exhibits this type of behaviour from its fan base.

emo person; im gonna cry cause im a faggot And i suck so go away. other emo person; oh no why is this happening to me i gotta listen to simple plan now ohoh oh.

by jkfjf May 7, 2005

epossum

When a person pretends to not be there when chatting online.

Everything was cool until I asked her out, then she went all ePossum on me.

by joeyjoejo1200 January 20, 2008

Exposewell

A member of an elite math club typically composed of five members. The members are generally described as follows:

1. Female Member 1: Extremely intelligent at ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
2. Female Member 2: Sarcastic and meme obsessed
3. Female Member 3: Secretly evil and manipulative,
4. Male Member 1: Total math genius
5. Male Member 2: Super athletic

The Exposewells will tend to worship a singular person.

Look at that really smart girl - she must be one of the Exposewells.

by murderouspyscho13 January 31, 2018

Emosexual

Emosexual is a man who is heterosexual, but listens to, stereotypically homosexual/Feminine music. The man does not necessarily have to be Metrosexual to be Emosexual, and vice-Versa

Jake: So what do you think of Maria Carey?
Rob: What, as a chick or as an artist, I mean shes hot...
Jake: As an artist, I really like her
Rob: Man, you are so emosexual

by Robert Giorgi May 10, 2008

exposer

A person who competes in Speech and Debate under the sub-category Expository Speaking. They are excellent speakers, wonderful visual aid creators, and generally amazing.

I went to a speech tournament and met the coolest exposer who gave a speech on Coolness.

If you've ever met an exposer you know they are kick-ass.

by Madeleine marie April 13, 2007

emosexual

One who starts an emo band to meet members of the opposite sex

The singer of that band is an emosexual

by failed October 10, 2003

expose

An elaborate fuck you when journalists put a beat down on a subject freight-trained is when you have an expose with abrasive language were it has the wolf ticket moments. The anger comes out when you catch someone editing your wordpress comments to make them look like a fucking suckup when in truth you did a really crushing comeback. (I.E. Mary Sangiovanni with her infamous "decades of therapy" tirade and the "I am sure she's just being nice" as she dissed a far-off friendship.)

Some of the responses have a lot of innuendo to pointing out that her entire hometown are village idiots that never seen controversy before, calling one a racist in a multi-cultural 20th Century village is asking for a witch hunt on par to the Salem Witch Trials. Pointing out to Kealan Patrick Burke how he introduced a cussing dog trope when one wrote a much harder story that was backed up by articles in Chicago Tribune spoke of the subject as well. It's also known as the takedown piece in journalism. Using this to invoke Hostile Editing to Archive of our Own's Fanlore when one had pointed out facts about some of the guilty parties of Fandom_Wank when the vlog entry appeared that was the set up for the most notorious horror story to appear in 2011 which was published in Emanations. The book I Fired God is an expose of Fundie and places Duggar on the spot.

The expose "Boycotting Truth" rebukes not only Kealan Patrick Burke but also those who ignore the contributions the author did introducing creative nonfiction to the independent press as he got published for this. He caught SomethingAwful lifting his material and one of them turned out to be a fan of Kealan's as well as a mutual follower, as his other fans called him a retard. The piece points out he told the truth about Burke and his fans got their journalistic sources about the writer on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

by illinoishorrorman May 14, 2018