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EPICFAILCOOKIE

Reserved only for the most epically failing of failures. The EPICFAILCOOKIE is more of a pity pastry, and should be treated as such.

As with the EPICOOKIE, the EPICFAILCOOKIE is all capitalized to emphasize the epic proportions of its failure, but unlike its awesome counterpart, the EPICFAILCOOKIE's failure is so much that it doesn't even merge with any other letters.

Failure to spell and capitalize EPICFAILCOOKIE will not result in smiting. Rather, an EPICFAILCOOKIE will be bestowed unto the one commiting the epic failure.
"Man, dude... you fail... Out of the generosity of my own heart, you get an EPICFAILCOOKIE. Dang you suck."
by Jenai January 8, 2009
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EPICFAIL

An errno indicating an epic failure--massively bad.
Dude> IT rerouted all of our email addresses to /dev/null

Geek> EPICFAIL

See also epic fail
by dowdberry May 1, 2009
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epicfailure

an expression used to identify failure of the epic kind
Astronaut: "Sir, the pants have landed."
Sir: "OMFG THIS IS EPICFAILURE."
by Pierce The Mighty December 17, 2007
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EpicFail8686

A loser who gets a bunch of shitty top comments
This feature was alright until I saw EpicFail8686’s comment
by BigBackScratcher July 29, 2020
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