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Emotional condom

Mental preparedness for potentially emotionally messy situations, i.e. a one-night stand after a breakup, a confrontation with a friend, coming out of the closet. An emotional condom is the mental parallel to the physical condom - an actual condom keeps your sexual organs from getting damaged, an emotional condom keeps your heart and mind from getting damaged.
"You're going to hook up with him? Fine, but remember to put on your emotional condom."
by Trust me, wear it January 5, 2010
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emotional dyslexia

the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.
oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.

dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
by geek.neo January 16, 2011
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emotional slut

Someone who reveals all their emotional baggage to anyone who will listen. Relates to someone who talks about all their problems--especially in dating and love--on a first date.
Sarah and John will not be going on another date because she was an emotional slut on the last one. She told him all about her failed relationships, problems with her boss, and how her cat keeps throwing up. She cried; he left.
by Jacquelina January 13, 2009
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Friends with Emotional Benefits

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically guys named Mike and girls named Ha have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get together.
by Vu Nguyen June 11, 2006
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emotional vomit

The response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching, moaning, and whining about stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me" syndrome.

-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both
person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?

person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc

person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off
by Crys-AOD July 2, 2008
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Emotional tampon

a person or confidant who is willing and happy to listen to all of the terrible shit going on in your life.
Listen lady, I'm your bus driver, not your emotional tampon.
by bluelantern54321 July 15, 2011
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emotionally raped

Emotionally raped is a person who feels absolutely violated, mistreated and abused in a non-physical contact manner. Its the improper treatment that stirs the soul into a breakdown mode.

To force someone in such a hostile manner by oral conversation to comply with what they want without considering the feelings or emotions of that person.

An overly emotional person who takes everything to heart.
I spoke with the electricity company and felt emotionally raped after the conversation they had with me. They spoke down to me in such a way that I felt they had emotionally raped me and even put that in my complaint.

The way he treated me on the phone I felt emotionally raped!

Stop it you fuck'n cunt! Your emotionally raping me!
by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007
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