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Emergency flaps

The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.
"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."

"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."
by Kgarontee September 3, 2014
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The Emergence

When all Gingers will shed their human shells and take their true demonic form. Then after Enslaving the Human race, the Gingers will fight to the death to see who will rule the enslaved planet. Basically the Ginger version of the Rapture.
Wait till the Emergence happens! and All gingers will be released from their human prisons!
by GingerProphet December 12, 2011
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Emergency poo

When your faced with the only option to take a dump. Very common when one is faced with difficult task or anxiety.
You can also say 'acute poop', 'emergency shit' or similar.
I can't take the pressure! I have to emergency poo!
by Akutbajsa August 23, 2007
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emergency blow

Verb: Urgent need to have a bowel movement that is so pressing as to require one to utilize a public, and typically disgusting, restroom wihtout enough time to hold it long enough to make it home to a sanitary commode/toliet.

ORIGIN: Term from submarines where by air/balast is quickly released causing the submarine to rise rapidly- see the film Hunt for Red October
Jones had eaten mass quanites of mexican food the night before and was forced to excute an "emergency blow" at the nearest Gas Station.
by JTH13 May 29, 2008
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emergencybsitquick

The feeling you get when you need to BS your homework before the start of class.
- Did you do your HW?

- OH NO! (feels a need to "emergencyBSitquick")
by Bobthedodo March 31, 2010
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Emergency Airdrop

Verb: To take a shit on a plane, not because you wan't to, but rather the urgency of bowels calls.

Noun: Previously stated airborne shit.
Uh oh, I should have dropped deuce at home. I think I may have to call in an Emergency Airdrop now that our flight has already taken off.
by MIXTAP3 July 27, 2010
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Emoree

A caring, creative, awesome, and uplifting person. This is the person that inspired Beyoncé's half time show. The person that inspired Bono to help children in Africa. And the person that inspires us all each and everyday.
Daaaaaaaaaamn Emoree, back at it again with the badassness!
by Tableatknowlton August 17, 2016
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