Elon Musk

noun: a multibillon dollar acquisition of a tech company that the buyer then intentionally sabotages and ruins to the point of it losing all monetary worth.

"Microsoft pulled an 'Elon Musk' with their acqusition of Skype."

by thegirlnextfloor January 19, 2025

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Elon's kids

One of them IS trans and hates him and he named one after a plane... And not "named after a plane" like "Boeing" or something (because even that isn't an unreasonable thing to name someone) but "A-12" like... X Æ A-12... Retarded... It's a retarded then to do. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? And here is how I would bully him: Use his name to address him but add 1 to it every time I talk to him. Oh! And one died in his babymama's arms and he lied about it publicly to garner sympathy in spite of the fact that he wasn't even there. He's not the champion of your kids.

Elon's kids "Mommy, why is my name a symbol and numbers instead of an actual name?"

Mommy "Well... Um... Uh... Daddy is... Retarded... Daddy's retarded... And... And I'm dumb as dogshit. It was a stupid thing to do. We should have changed it before you were old enough to realize what we did to you but... You know... Retarded..."

Elon's kids "But they call me X Æ A-69 now..."

Mommy "Yeah, it's- This is a simulation... That- Don't worry about- Just... Just go play with your brother-sister...."

X Æ A-5138008 ☹️

Hym "Waitwaitwait! You should change it to 'Truckazord' Pft! Nononono wait, 'Flabbergasted' change it to 'Flabbergasted' that's a good name, right? 'Flabbergasted' Oooooooh... You know what? How about *Disgruntled groan*? How's it spelled? 'UuUuUuUuGh!'Exclamation-point and all. NO! WAIT! THIS IS IT! 32⁰ South! And then!
😌☝️ THEN, we have it marry Ye's kid and take HER name (because we're progressive) And then he'll be 32⁰ South West! Call him... ₩¡/\/Ğ/\/ů+ like the old font? Remember? Leper-shaun the Leprechaun Musk. There's hoping that he will both have leprosy and be a dwarf... And his name will be shaun... Uuuuuuummmm... Nothing I can say here is worse than his actual name... Hmmmm... CitizenSquirtleTTV..."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023

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Elon Bridgeman

Elons regular last name isint form his direct paternal line some way back a man with the last name bridgeman married a woman with the last name Musk and the kids took the mothers last name

Guys did you know Elon could have been Elon Bridgeman

by Southmananddaboyzohuohohoh June 2, 2023

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full elon

1) An outlandish statement made to mock or satirize an established process or party which despite venue or deliverer calling for seriousness is perceived as charming and quirky; 2) only a statement perceived that Elon musk can get away with, without reprimand

Volkswagen just tried to pull a full elon with their April fools day joke of “voltswagen”.

by Wurdcrimes March 31, 2021

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Elon steals data for Russia

Look! ALL THEY DO IS STEAL! ALLTHEY DO IS STEAL! THE RETARD STOLE TESLA! CUCKERBEARD (THE OTHER RETARD) STOLE FACEBOOK! THEY ARE TRYING TO GET RID OF IP SO THEY CAN CONTINUE TO STEAL!

Hym "BECAUSE IT'S ALL THEY DO! IT'S ALL THEY KNOW! STEALING! THEY STEAL! EVERYTHING THEY HAVE IS STOLEN! ELON STEALS DATA FOR RUSSIA! CUCKERBEARD STEAL AI AND SELLS IT TO CHINA (WHICH IS SUPER-DUPER TREASON BY THE WAY)! ALL THEY DO IS STEAL! JORDAN PETERSON ROBBED THE GRAVE OF NIETZSCHE! THEY JUST STEAL AND LIE! WE NEED 50 CENT IN THIS BITCH! TRUTH OR DIE!"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2025

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