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evangelical atheist

An atheist who is so committed to his own doctrine of the non existence of God that he believes he holds to no doctrine at all and has thus been consumed by his actual philosophical dogma, cause, identity, and world view.

An atheist who holds his position by falsely claiming he has no position.

An atheist who splits not only semantically thin hair but thin air.
Evangelical atheists love to redefine the traditional established definition of atheism.

If evangelical atheists believed in nothing then they would have nothing to say in the first place.
by darthfocus April 17, 2012
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Evan Bailey

An utter genius and amazing person all round. A very famous person.
That awesome kid is a real Evan Bailey
by roflcopterlolzburger September 6, 2011
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evan nardone

A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport
Damn That Evan Nardone

That kid is evan nardone
by The real slang July 10, 2017
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Evangalena

Evangalena is a sweet, talented and a sexy girl. Who is also really easy to get a long with! One look and you'll want to be her friend. While she has everyone distracted, she might cheat off of you little bit if you aren'the careful!
Phoebe: Did you just she Evangalena? She justhe cheated off of Wades test!
Zane: Chill. 1st of all, she would never do that. 2nd of all my brother isn't the smartest in the world.
Phoebe: You're just blinded my her beauty like everyone else!
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Evan Tuck

He is the literal definition of a man. He compensates his height for a massive cock and it works. Undoubtedly the most attractive man alive and loves to tell you.
Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock
by theboyboywestcoast July 5, 2019
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Evan

one of the most caring guys you’ll ever meet. he’s selfless and loves to comfort people. he’s highkey gory and loves rock & rap. he’s really cute and has blonde curly hair and green eyes. he is a total goofball and loves to have a good time. when you talk to him it feels like you’re the only girl in the world. will love you more than you’ll ever know. one of the most loving people ever. puts up with your bs and loves you anyways. but not backstabbing type thing. his intuition is strong as a mf and he’s a really protective boyfriend but only wants what’s best for you. protective but not jealous. will always have your back and will be there in the long run. a boy that has a huge dick and all the girls want him but only one can have him.
Evan is the greatest person to talk to for advice
by iloveny July 15, 2019
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Evan and dino

Big amounts of gay
Guy1: hey look at Evan and dino making out guy 2: yeah that's gross
by Big gaymer April 10, 2019
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