Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 22, 2020
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by Randomguywastaken September 19, 2021
Women should be aware of sexually predatory behaviors, and they should learn how to rape escape and call the police when it happens.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
this means that your escape on a minecraft prison has been declared invalid. this is a horrible thing and could lead to servere depression
I made an invalid escape
by Millocracy August 14, 2022
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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 09, 2025
This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022