Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010
When you go to the check cashing spot with a check for more then the tellers salary , and they either deny services or hassle you about ID's and verification because they are jealous.
"They told me I needed proof of address. I cash the same check here every week with the same I.D. , she just got check envy."
by tweak201 February 26, 2009
Ugh, I get such shoujo envy whenever I see those impossibly cheesy romance scenes in those manga. Why can't that kind of stuff happen to me?! Grr!
by Kitten830 February 11, 2011
When a chick tells a guy she loves him, but the truth is her best friend(s) are getting married and she feels left out.
by mr. magoo knows things November 25, 2009
“The festival was fun but we should have brought Rigby. We spent the whole time suffering some serious dog envy.
by Ctuckrun May 01, 2018
Jim's so rude! Did you see his how fast he dug his fork into Maria's food as soon as it arrived. No manners - shear plate envy!
by rapmac November 09, 2009
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