Engineer

One measures with a micrometer, marks with a crayon, and cuts with an axe.

The guy wearing the white shirt with the pocket protector leaning against the backhoe is an engineer. He could describe in great detail how that backhoe works but could not drive it to save his life.

by Tom Stillin November 20, 2012

Rusty Engine

The sexual act of stuffing an extra large pepperoni pizza into the anal canal and having ones lover or partner eat it out of his or her behind.

Yeah, she wanted me to give her a Rusty Engine but i wasn't that hungry

by coolguy199 December 14, 2010

Engineering

n. A branch of university education. Usually taken by students who want a job after graduating.

I want to study engineering!

by teh_awsum May 2, 2009

Never Ending.

My 3rd period health class. Usually lasts between the dawn of time and the end of existence, also known as time.

Yeah,yous know the song that never ends? Yeah, its longer.

by 8===X==Detachable November 29, 2004

sanitation engineer

a garbage man

Daddy when I grow up to be a man I want to be a sanitation engineer so I can pick up garbage.

by hibbidiji March 22, 2004

The Best Engine

The best engine in the world is the vagina. It takes any size piston, self lubricates, starts with one finger & does its own oil change every thirty days.

What more could you ask for...the vagina is the best engine

by TimmayS1990 September 7, 2009

Desti-edging

When a television series intentionally edges fans by delaying the consummation of a highly popular ship for an inordinate length of time, usually spanning at least several seasons and making it almost painful for the ship's fans to watch those characters interact. Term originates from the popular ship destiel, which is comprised of the characters Dean Winchester and Castiel.

Supernatural has been desti-edging fans of the relationship between Dean Winchester and Castiel for over a decade.

by GirlyFanOfSciFi December 13, 2019