I am [Elvis]

(Eye Em Ell-Visss) Phrase. (1) The act of feeling sick while on the toilet and both deficating and vomiting at the same time. (2) A person who is so fat that they sweat at all times for no reason. (3) You when you become a Washed up lounge singer who just died on the shitter.

1) Dude, I am Elvis, I shouldn't have eatin' 13 tacos and drank a case of Schlitz.
2) I am Elvis, I'm soaked and I'll I did was watch Dr. Phil for an hour.
3) I am Elvis! (As my soul hovers over my lifeless body crumpled up on the toilet with a Maxim in one hand and a cheesburger in the other).

by SirIsaacHillary September 22, 2005

black velvet elvis

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.

Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009

Las Vegas Elvis

A vintage sex move the baby boomers used (so you know its effective) where the man gyrates like Elvis during intercourse while singing Viva Las Vegas at the top of his lungs. During climax one also screams, "Elvis has LEFT the building!" Rhinestone costumes are not required but encouraged.

"The Las Vegas Elvis will have your lady squirming and moving faster than ever."

by Dar-B March 23, 2013

pull an elvis

Leaving a gathering or party without saying goodbye to anyone, as Elvis used to do it his concerts. “Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to inform you, Elvis has left the building!”

I couldn’t take the drunken nonsense any longer, so I decided to pull an Elvis.

by JustMe1369 June 3, 2019

PULLING AN ELVIS S.

To steal/talk to your boys girl behind his back or when incapacitated .

Yo im boutta PULLING AN ELVIS S. on wexler bro.

by Jaysonxx January 10, 2018

Get Elvis

v. To disappear, to vanish.

Hey Joe, I'm gonna Get Elvis. See ya later.

by perishable517 May 10, 2005

The Elvis

During rough sex you choke a girl with your left arm extended and your right arm is slightly bent while fingering her ass with a minimum of three fingers. When executing this move properly you should look like Elvis Presley doing one of his famous karate poses.

My buddy Kenny was feeling a bit frisky this weekend and pulled out "The Elvis" on an unsuspecting fuck buddy, needless to say she now calls him her hunk of burning love.

by HamDog Millionaire October 10, 2011