eBay boobies

Fake boobies. Cosmetic surgery has yet to perfect the feel of a natural breast. So, while these boobies may be fun to look at, when compared to the appeal of a natural pair, eBay boobies just don't measure up.

Guy: Man, I haven't seen her since high school. Look at that rack!
Other Guy: Dude... eBay boobies...
Guy: Oh... We'll they still look nice.

by [e-mail] August 1, 2007

ebay special

a "special" car sold on ebay...typically a yellow cavalier/sunfire with lightning bolts on this side of it and jensen/sony stereo system.

hey you check out that ebay special? glasspac, automatic tranny, flames, killer stereo system..nice and black steel wheels

by Franc Schmithers January 8, 2008

ebay power seller

low life loser who spend most of the day finding garbage that some other loser somewhere in the world is willing to pay for. The lowest of all sales people because they do not need to show face and can get away with the term selling as is.

ebay power seller sells faces in your toast, brittany spears honeymoon underwear, dorito chips resembling popes hat and other bizzare items.

by corrine criter June 27, 2006

eBay Friend

A person who shops around for the best offer of what they are going to do on a particular night by calling everyone in their phone book and asking what they are doing while responding with non-commital answers so as to leave the option open to either participate or bail out.

that kid is eBay Friend-ing again. he's called everyone whose here right now to see what's going on tonight.

by patrick swayze September 28, 2007

ebay.com

Shithole place where you buy shithole things.
Most of the time the things are half ruined and shit.

Girl1: I bought this new shirt, like it?
Girl2: Wtf it smells like old man.
Girl1: Yeah I got it off Ebay.com

by James Malden May 23, 2008

ebay whore

n. woman/man who will have sex at an auctioned price online...travel expenses are genereal picked up by the buyer....a slutfacemagoon00bassbeotch.

Oh man! That ebay whore rocked my world last night.

by Lukeface April 20, 2004

Ebay Birthday

A birthday that consists of the birthday boy or girl browsing eBay rather than doing other more traditional birthday activities.

Osman: Hey man I know your birthday is coming up in a week. Are you having a party? Do you want to hang out or something? Hit me up man.

Darius: Uh, this is kind of awkward. I'm actually having an eBay birthday, so... yeah.

Osman: ...

by WhisperScreamer August 11, 2010