Airplane Driver

A driver specifically for an airplane, also known as a pilot.

"hey airplane driver don't miss the two towers" said the terrorist highjacking the plane.

by zakyu December 26, 2019

completly shit ass driver

Somebody who is so bad at driving not just a car but any vehicle with wheels (bike). Who should never have gotten there liscence because monkeys can drive better. Most people get the nickname of being a Gracie.

Oh my gosh she just hit a parked car and totaled her car she is a completly shit ass driver she must be a Gracie.

by Your mother's grandmas daughte April 30, 2019

asian driver no survivor

The phrase used when an asian gook slope is seen on the road.

lifelong: Oh shit, there's an asian on the road! I think it might be bobbyjoedoodle.
MonthlyLs: K I'm about to head out. You know what they say. Asian driver no survivor.

by polrs September 24, 2019

asian driver

a race of people that have the ability to design and build great car's but yet they lack the skill to drive them

have the ability to piss off english, spanish speakers

asian drivers are

erratic

fail to indicate
drive at rediculas speed
fail to obey road rules
fail to stop at stop sign
kurb mag wheels
50 % vision at all times
fail to understand english

have the ability to piss off locals

by the western society December 1, 2011

Asian Driver

The stereotypical slow driver who drives at 40 km/h (25 mph) in Canada and the U.S. on the fast lane because the lanes are too wide. However, it is the opposite situation back in Asia. In Asia (especially Hong Kong), the Asian driver is the one who makes unneccesary lane changes at over 120 km/h (75 mph) by signalling too fast and not shoulder checking on extremely ridiculous narrow lanes. However, they are somehow so pro that Hong Kong's accident rate is so low. But still, foreigners driving in Hong Kong are suspectible to accidents.

Surely, these Asian Drivers may be idiots here in Vancouver doing 40k on the passing lane. But when I rented a car in Hong Kong, couldn't believe they are so wrecklessly fast!

by ckckds August 13, 2010

Dick and Dive

The act of a man copulating with a woman and then escaping before she can manipulate him into committing.

"That bitch didn't see it coming when I pulled the ol dick and dive on her."

by John Niggington June 11, 2020

Adriano dive

Fucking a girl in the ass and then "diving" to lick her gaping asshole. From the move of the infamous assfucker Mike Adriano. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Polly, how was your date last night?
-The guy was nice but a bit weird in bed. He Adriano dived me several times.

by GrandMasterDick July 26, 2022