Dong Juice

Semen and or cum

He released his dong juice on her back

by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016

Dong Flob

Semen, Jizz, cum.

He shot his Dong Flob

by Dong flobber March 16, 2011

mega dong

It's mega sized.

Josh: I gave patty the mega dong last night.

by Big daddy tyrese November 22, 2016

Dong Respond

When you're watching porn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. A Dong Respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.

Ugh Alex just texted me, I'm gonna have to pull a Dong Respond.

by zeethepisces June 12, 2016

Dong Bomb

A Dong Bomb is the act of sending non-descript links or e-mails to co-workers at work, only to have the link or e-mail open to a self-shot of a naked man in a mirror thus exposing the recipient to a dong.

Co Worker: Is this link safe?

You: Of course it's safe, it's a great story!

Co Worker: Dude, thant's not safe, it's a picture of someones dong!

You: You've been DONG BOMBED!

by The Floss May 21, 2010

DONG BOP

It's very simple. You simply take out you dong and furiously bop it up and down. This can be achieved by simply rolling the hips front to back in a fast manner. I personally like to use my dong bopping skills as a way to celebrate after I do something good, such as getting an A on a test or having a day off from work. It is actually an ancient Chinese art form which is suppose to serve the purpose of relieving stress in ones life.

Person 1: Yo man what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: I'm dong bopping, what the hell does it look like I'm doing!!!
Person 1: Why are you dong bopping?
Person 2: Because i just got into med-school and I'm fucking' excited!!!!

by Cosby Willis February 28, 2008

chow dong

when a girl "chows" on your "dong," or in other words, a blow job. Also, the name of a great pornographic film.

"Hi, I'd like to order some CHOW DONG"

by Andrew Volrof August 26, 2009