Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".

Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.

by [\/] April 26, 2025

Doink

The sound you make when bopping a helium-filled foil balloon that is tethered to a weight. You hit it and say "doink" and watch it rise back to the top so you can doink it again.

Sam is flicking his finger at a foil balloon.
Sam: Doink.

by Cedar ☆ November 21, 2024

doink

doink basically means a dumb person

“what? i thought you were 15?”
“im 16 you doink”

by glass/shards May 19, 2020

Doink

a sillier way of calling someone a dumbass, basically.

Person 1: i'm such a doink

Person 2: nah, we all make mistakes

by kaiju mf May 19, 2022

Doink

A slur to describe a Amish clown smoking a joint

You Doink

by TheFishMan70 October 11, 2022

Doink

To masturbate aggressively

I was so upset that I failed the job interview that I just sat down and doinked right there

by mankeys4eva April 21, 2021

Doink

Bumped into, Smacked, Hit, Crash into, Slam into, Run into, Plow into, Knock.

Who doinked my car door?
You just barely doinked it!

by SampoFinn November 3, 2018