Doink

the PBS Kids' signature noise from the '90s.

"Hello. Who are you?'
"DOINK!"

by JSKTPR September 14, 2019

dink doink

My favorite (crypto) coin

"Dink Doink, you're my favorite coin"

by Mewples June 15, 2024

Doink

any insult you want

get away from me doink

by Jussypie March 10, 2024

Billy Doink

Piece(s) of lint stuck inside of and/or intertwined with bodily hair, most commonly within the belly button or ass crack

Oprah: Look at the size of this billy doink I just pulled!
Lebron: I wish I had billy doinks like you :(
Oprah: SMD you hairless pubescent virgin!

by mrpoopybutthole8472738 October 17, 2023

Doink

A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.

Gilbert is SUCH a Doink

by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019

Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.

Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.

by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016

van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008