Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.
Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.
by camdizzle14 April 24, 2016
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A utter fool and a menace to everyone around them this person deserves everything that comes to them

They are stupid in all fault of their own
“What would you call Josh?”
“He’s a total Doink”
Aw man, so I should avoid him?”
Yep
by HuniBea April 19, 2022
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I’m gonna doink you in the mouth- Greg H.
by Doink Daddy June 20, 2018
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To masturbate aggressively
I was so upset that I failed the job interview that I just sat down and doinked right there
by mankeys4eva April 22, 2021
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A slur to describe a Amish clown smoking a joint
by TheFishMan70 October 11, 2022
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A very big joint or blunt
Im in amish smoking some big fat doinks

Me and daniel went out for a doink
by Breakfastbiscuit33 January 14, 2020
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