dasstracted

Being distracted by ass.

Guy 1: Damn, look at dat ass.

Guy 2: Why you always dasstracted?

by sistersarahsue February 24, 2011

Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.

Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”

by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011

distractionary

The effects or process of something being a distraction; (distractionary). Reasons for being complacent.

The people are not paying attention to what is going on around them, and some say the blame can be placed on TV's "distractionary" entertainment for this complacency.

by Joe-SendinK9 October 14, 2012

Distractits

When you choose to ignore a woman's negative qualities because you are distracted by her attractive physical qualities, usually large breasts.

Chris: Why is Bill still dating Sara, she's a crazy ass bitch that will devour him.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.

by alasjizz March 28, 2015

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine August 23, 2015

distractionist

a person who distracts from the original post, subject

ticket buyers are distractionists to telling the truth about captivity

by CEwing November 5, 2015

Dickstracted

Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.

Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.

by Bojank157 December 15, 2015