Disastrophe

A combination of disaster and catastrophe taking place, usually in the workplace and sometimes involving doughnuts

Guy: I can't believe he ratted us out to the client for blowing off the meeting to go for doughnuts...

Girl: What a disastrophe!!

by AndyHay. March 10, 2010

Disasterbate

When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.

"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."

by djwendo March 21, 2010

disapillity

When someone gets disability because he/she is hooked on pills.

Rochelle's gonna go get her disapillity check so she can get her vicodin.

by Kharma January 29, 2009

disasco

disasco - noun - (dih-zas-koh):

1.) A disaster immediately followed by a fiasco, especially if the fiasco is directly related to an attempt to recover from the disaster.

Boy, that Gulf oil spill sure is a disasco.

by bm121 July 6, 2010

disastrofucked

(adj.) \di-'zas-tro-'fuhkt\

1 : thoroughly confused, disordered or damaged, while having occurred suddenly, unexpectedly and to the point of irreparability : FUCKED-UP, FUBAR, BORKED

percy spilled redbull on his laptop, rendering it more or less disastrofucked.

by nosuch human November 30, 2010

Disaster Box

Usually used to describe a person who is struggling to the extreme at something or said situation they're struggling at.

This is derived from the game NFL Blitz 2000, where the announcer can be heard occasionally saying "It's a disaster box!"

You've been trying to balance that beer bottle on your nose for 15 minutes now, and have managed to put 3 new stains into the carpet... you're a disaster box

by The Trash Monster July 28, 2011

disastover

The hangover that occurs after using alcohol as a coping technique for a devastating disaster such as the Boston Marathon Bombing or the Sandy Hook Elementary Shootings.

I am sick about what happened at the Boston Marathon yesterday. And to top it off, I have a major Disastover thanks to the 4 bottles of wine I drank while watching the CNN footage.

by lologeorge69 April 17, 2013