Sperm for dinner

A pile of sperm at the dinner table

for example mike took a massive scoop of sperm for dinner

by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020

Dinner Birth

That inevitable massive shit that comes on almost instantaneously after consuming a large meal.

I was going back for thanksgiving meal thirds when I got cut short with a dinner birth.

Christmas was followed by a revolving door of friends and family doing the old dinner birth.

My visit to the Mongolian barbecue ended up with a pit stop at the gas station on the way home to push a dinner birth. I was crowing for a half a mile.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

midget dinner

The proper and scientific name for "fidget spinner" the common misconception came from Chinese off brands

Dan-That's a cool fidget spinner !
Tami- You can't assume.Its my midget dinner!

by .PsEUD0nym- July 18, 2017

Dodo Dinner

Performing oral sex upon a girl who has not washed her neither regions in a number of days/weeks, culminating in the release of a smell comparable to a dead animal.

I feel ill! my wife made me eat a dodo dinner last night!

by Phil McAvity28 July 3, 2010

Making dinner

Filling a receptacle with ejaculate for the purpose of feeding it to someone, at times unbeknownst to them, at a later date.

Richie was busy in the bathroom making dinner over pornhub to share with the girls at work tomorrow.

by Ritchie_bee June 14, 2016

bones for dinner

1. What is served for guests when they act suspicious

2. A meal that will poison the person who eats it

I’m about to serve your boyfriend bones for dinner

by Coki May 13, 2019

pc dinner

The act of balancing a drink, most likely a sugary carbonated beverage, on one side of the trackpad and food, hopefully something greasy that'll fuck up your computer, on the other side.

Craig: Shit! You've got crumbs all in your keyboard.
Petey: Yeah I had the munchies and had a pc dinner before bed last night.

by Conroy Craig February 15, 2010