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Dingleberry of Truth 

This is where you can no longer hide the fact that shit is starting to build up and you need to clean yourself of the mess your in.
Looks like you can't pay the rent because the business you started isn't working. Your are in the Dingleberry of Truth and need to do something about it.

Dingleberry Spore Farm 

The area between the asshole and the nutsack, where, due to inadequate wiping creates tiny lumps of shit and toilet paper that collect on pubic/ass hair, (dingleberry spores) which after adequate time for growth due to lack of showering (see: hygiene) have grown or conglomerated into larger, fully developed dingleberrys.
Dude 1: Hey broski you wanna go to the gym?
Dude 2: No can do bro, every time I do a squat I rip out patches of my dingleberry spore farm
Dude 1: Gross.
Dingleberry Spore Farm by greggims December 30, 2011

dingleberry peacebridge 

A dingleberry that connects from frontal pubic hairs to your anus
Owww that made my ass hurt ... I must have a dingleberry peacebridge.

Dingleberry Muffin 

N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.
Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"

Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"

dingleberry rimming 

when somebody is licking someones dingleberry with tongue and lips
Tifanee enjoyed dingleberry rimming of Codies butthole.
dingleberry rimming by Umpulumpus January 30, 2016

Dingleberry flapjack 

When you poop in a bowl of syrup and mix it around and then you place it on your partners stomach and lay on them turning the mixture into the shape of a flapjack
Hey let's make some dingleberry flapjacks