Towel Dingle

"When pieces of toilet paper hang out for the after party" as described by Edbassmaster.

"Ya'll sold me some toilet paper that was on sale and I got towel dingles from it"

by Eatmorechicken June 2, 2009

DINKER

Dual Income No Kids Early Retirees

I'm jealous at those couples; they are both dinkers! Having dual income and no kids can really make people become financially independent faster!

by Rhodnius January 16, 2018

default dinner

The what to eat decision made for evening meal, usually when out of food.

Damn, the folks are coming over...mac n cheese default dinner? Maybe with hot dog chunks?

Nothing to eat kids. Can smell Jim's grill, though. Sneak over for default dinner.

by msdee January 5, 2017

Crinkly Dinker

"crinkly dinker" describes someone or something that's needlessly complex, confusing, or inefficient. It could imply that the person or thing is causing unnecessary complications or difficulties due to their actions or attributes.

Despite his promises of efficiency, his approach to project management turned out to be a crinkly dinker, leading to unnecessary complications and delays.

by Beancakeman August 17, 2023

Dining Dead

A couple that eats at restaurants in total silence, very awkward, very sad.

"Are we going to be that kind of couple, that eat our food silently...the dining dead?" He thought.

by Scaring-Crows January 26, 2010

ding dong dandy

This is a ladies' man about town, a bon vivant!

Her comes that ding dong dandy looking for new hookups!

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020

dinopod

An obviously outdated, retro-intensive iPod that the owner stubbornly refuses to get rid of, despite sneers and jeers from friends, relatives, and co-workers. "Hey, it still works good, " is the common justification for retaining this relic.

Shane: "Hey Red Coat Rick, when are you going to finally update to an ipod touch and get rid of that old junky red dinopod."

Red Coat Rick: "Hey man, this old ipod still works good."

by Red Coat Rick January 27, 2012