Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.
by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012
Get the Martyn Dilf Kilroymug. Woah why I'm attracted to middle aged men with or without children?
Oh you're an Middle aged dilf lover
Oh you're an Middle aged dilf lover
by wronnii May 5, 2022
Get the Middle aged dilf lovermug. HOT DILFS IN YOUR AREA, ONLY 5 MILES AWAY
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*Grindr notification*
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*Grindr notification*
by Why can’t I have someone.com June 20, 2022
Get the hot dilfs in your areamug. Sebastian Klein is the ultimate omega dilf, and you should pray to him every morning yessir shawty
If he ever asks you if you want to guess a poo with him you should say yes that it is an absolut honour.
If he ever asks you if you want to guess a poo with him you should say yes that it is an absolut honour.
by miffster June 24, 2021
Get the Omega dilf sebastian Kleinmug. by tortilla simp June 4, 2021
Get the awooga sexy dilf fuck memug. by mmmmiiiaaaammmm June 9, 2022
Get the dilfmug. 