Toilet Dildo

A jet stream of water from a rigged toilet that shoots up your butthole, and thereby raping you with your own bodily wastes.

Guy-scarred-for-life: That toilet back fired on me!!!
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?

by JKDBLV July 30, 2010

Leather Studded Dildo

The dildo that a Marty and a Bethany created together for ultimate pleasure. Bethany's generally deny the leatherness of the studded dildo, but Marty's tend to embrace the leather.

Man: Have you tried my leather studded dildo? It's orgasmic!
Woman: That would be an odd texture, but I love putting stuff inside me :)

by NTwawa October 21, 2010

dildo abuser

someone who abuses a dildo or uses it to much during sexual stimulation

kate ur such a fuckin dildo abuser

by irishg322 May 12, 2007

double headed dildo

A two headed dildo for two women (or any combination i guess...) to stick in their bush or buttox.

Hey girl let's go get the double headed dildo and have some fun!

by Vagerna August 13, 2007

Dildo of Consequence

The severe shafting experienced after an illegal, immoral invasion.

Russian trolls experienced the Dildo of Consequence, which arrived unlubed, in the Kerson region of Ukraine

by Anglo Saxon Fella November 13, 2022

Dildo Farm

A place where little baby dildos grow up to be big strong dildos

Elizbeth, you are a big fat dildo farm.

by Sex Monkey 200 April 29, 2009

dildustration

Refers to the way the mail order phallus shaped vibrators are illustrated in ads in the back of magazines with a woman massaging her neck. Yeh,right!

I'm amused by that dildustration of the woman using that dildo to relieve sore neck muscles.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011