denderpheliac

some one who gets off by getting jiggy with trees. most likely to be a dirty hippy.

some hippy fucker came over to my house and fucked a tree, so i took the liberty to kick his sorry arse then i get my dog to shit on his corpse. then i shat gunpowder on his corpse because i had eaten some rocks earlier that day.

by mick shits gunpowder May 20, 2004

Died

A word used for being incredibly drunk and/or completely hungover.

"I was died last night." "This morning i woke up and i was died."

by Paroxysm13 April 24, 2009

you cant feed a bear that died of starvation

to be used if some thing is late,unforgivable, or some one says there sorry and they want to fix things and they dont have the balls to fix it or address the problem until ignoring you and til they found out there mistake

"Hey im sorry it wasn't meant to happen like that im sorry will you forgive me"
you reply "You cant feed a bear that died of starvation"

by That Chubby Fellow April 8, 2012

Dendrophilia

People who are sexualy attracted to trees and would like to make them their life partner. Only 1 % of the world's population suffers from this condition but it still should be taken very seriously.

I am a dendrophilic person who goes camping often to be with the trees and whatever happens is nature.

by BOB LOAVOUS August 21, 2003

Dendrophile

A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees. 1% of the worlds population are dendrophiles.

I fucked a tree branch and it cut up my cunt, the bitch. I hate being a dendrophile.

by Macabre Meagan June 14, 2006

Dog just died

Someone who is always down.

Every morning when Mychael comes into work, it's as if his dog just died!

by Knox777 November 7, 2009

Dieded

a person who has disappeared and no one can find them, but they come back.

Brook dieded but she came back, she was at guitar lesson.

by Smexy mo f***er June 28, 2017