Diddle my fiddle

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

Diddy Kong Racing

A sex game that is played much like the Nintendo 64 version. As the penis is being inserted into the vagina, the man clearly states "Get Ready...GO!" much like the beginning of an N64 race. As the woman orgasms for the first time, the man says "Lap 2". The second time she orgasms he says "Final Lap" and when he busts a load, he yells "FINISH!" Cumming before the final lap is strictly prohibited.

Yo, I totally tested my Diddy Kong Racing skills on that chick last night.

by cstonz February 10, 2009

Diddlyhopper

What a girl has between her legs. Not to be confused with dinglehopper, which is a penis.

Damn, Julia's diddlyhopper is tight as fuck!!

by Gigi Coker July 16, 2017

diddle-goose

A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).

1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.

2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)

by benzene pie December 11, 2010

diddydo

an extension to anything said when discussing plans while you are intoxicated or high.

Gabe: Let's go smoke a blantdiddydo.
Mike: No doubt. Lemme go hop in the whipdiddydo I'll pick up the dutchdiddydo.

by naggernensky May 15, 2009

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

kiddie diddler

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation

Hank's a total kiddie diddler.

by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012