dirty dexter 

One one Anals a girl after she took a sideways shit in his ex

Dambbbbb that bitch just got dirty dextered

dirty dexter by God overturn February 11, 2019

My Dexter 

n. My dexter is a name given to anyone to a persons sex partner's penis. To obtain such a name, one must me able to lay the pipe in a exuberant fashion, making you cum at least three time in each sexual encounter.

When you gonna give me some of my dexter?

My Dexter by Teci-baby May 9, 2006

D BAG DEXTER

a name describing the act of when the cutest Boston terrier that ever lived comes up while your laying and drags his body spread out across your chest up your body and tries to drag his dog penis and balls across your face....Cause he LOVES YOU. :)

"I was laying on your couch, and your dog came up and drug his dog nuts across my chin and they skitched my lips!!! AAAAHHH!!!

"Thats my D BAG DEXTER. Good boy, you deserve a treat!

D BAG DEXTER by Jaypro January 26, 2011

spoon dexter 

A person who has done something stupid and needs mocking

'Ha Derek got hit by a train, what a spoon dexter'

spoon dexter by Joe July 2, 2004

No dexter 

That means your alone. (see Solo)

I went out last night with no dexter.

No dexter by Phillip Gonzalez September 1, 2008

lexter dexter 

Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.

Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?

Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.

:::hangs up:::

Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!

lexter dexter by Yazthee12 November 15, 2007

nick dexter 

Some faggot ass bitch who makes terrible music

Nick Dexter's music is awful

nick dexter by Coalfox June 12, 2016