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KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)

A man who is astute at attracting the opposite sex and closing the deal with authority and punishment.
Did you see that guy mobbin at the bar last night? He was a straight up KMPD (King of Mass Pussy Destruction)
by Therealbgeezy August 6, 2015
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Weapons of mass destruction

Owned only by those unstable enough to use them. See george w bush
Iraq has no weapons. The USA does.
by Ian January 31, 2004
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creative destruction

A game your friend plays when he gets banned from fortnite by his mom
You: Are you gonna be on fortnite on the weekend

Your friend: Nah I can’t. But I’ll be on creative destruction
by KJ_Syth September 23, 2018
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menace of destruction

the largest hmong gang to ever exist. a lot of other hmong gangs talk shit about them but when they roll through, for example at the hmong new year festival, all the other gangs fear and don't dare to go inside. if they do go inside they act all innocent because they don't want to get jump by all mods.
hns/ac : man fuck mod man they aint shit they think they tight

mod: i heard you talkin shit, i'ma beat yo ass right here and at the new years.

hns/ac: mom! tell that kid vang outside to stop threatening me, i'm scared now!

mod: hahah little pussy had to go tell big pussy hahaha * shouts at the crab* " MENACE OF DESTRUCTION FOR LIFE BITCH FUCK crabz"
by correcting the corrected March 11, 2009
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Toyota Destruction

1.A myth.
2.The belief that an American buying a Toyota steals jobs from Americans. Aside from the fact that most Toyota's sold in the USA are built in the USA by American workers, there is the fact that American car companies have SELF destructed by refusing to pay any attention to market studies, demographics as well as dealer and buyer input and build cars that Americans want to buy helping Toyota become the largest vehicle manufacturer in the world in mid-2007.
I thought I was contributing to Toyota Destruction by having a Camry, but all the American sedans blew ass so I just blame GM.
by BillyV May 5, 2007
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destruct-o-dating

When someone dates a person who is broken. The resulting relationship is inherently flawed. The relationship takes on destructive qualities, the scope and magnitude of them vary, but often a person will look back after ridding him/herself of the leech and think "that was a dark chapter in my life."

Often irrational, dating someone who is a destructive force in your life. Can be serial; when a person dates many people who are destructive in succession.

Keys to defeating destruct-o-dating can be found in tool songs "pushit" "schism" "lateralus" "undertow" "cold and ugly" and "bottom"
"Why did you date mongoose?"

"I guess i was destruct-o-dating, just got sucked in and it took me 7 months to break it off.. man, that was a dark chapter in my life.."
by henry prefect December 1, 2006
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