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penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.
ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.
by niggman star33 October 6, 2011
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menace of destruction

the largest hmong gang to ever exist. a lot of other hmong gangs talk shit about them but when they roll through, for example at the hmong new year festival, all the other gangs fear and don't dare to go inside. if they do go inside they act all innocent because they don't want to get jump by all mods.
hns/ac : man fuck mod man they aint shit they think they tight

mod: i heard you talkin shit, i'ma beat yo ass right here and at the new years.

hns/ac: mom! tell that kid vang outside to stop threatening me, i'm scared now!

mod: hahah little pussy had to go tell big pussy hahaha * shouts at the crab* " MENACE OF DESTRUCTION FOR LIFE BITCH FUCK crabz"
by correcting the corrected March 11, 2009
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Destraction

destraction dɪˈstrakʃən
n
1. the act or an instance of simultaneous distraction and destruction
1. Nick performed an act of self-destraction as he ate 10 lbs of food while playing Gran Turismo 5 the night before the exam.

2. Ashley and Teresa were not ashamed of the great amount of destraction they caused by jogging near the busy intersection in their bikinis.
by FurryDaddy January 24, 2011
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restriction

What they put you on when you go to crap boarding schools like me. They take away things you NEED to do for no reason.
Me: Yeah, uh, I'm HAVE to get part-time job, so from now on I'll have to leave after school every couple days for a few hours.
Advisor-guy: You can't do that.
Me: What? Why can't you guys let me?
Advisor-guy: Because.. uh.. we like to suck dick.
by bty July 11, 2004
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description

description is the description of describing something in a descriptive manner.
i will description you to death boi
by FEARONFUCKER19 February 13, 2019
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Toyota Destruction

1.A myth.
2.The belief that an American buying a Toyota steals jobs from Americans. Aside from the fact that most Toyota's sold in the USA are built in the USA by American workers, there is the fact that American car companies have SELF destructed by refusing to pay any attention to market studies, demographics as well as dealer and buyer input and build cars that Americans want to buy helping Toyota become the largest vehicle manufacturer in the world in mid-2007.
I thought I was contributing to Toyota Destruction by having a Camry, but all the American sedans blew ass so I just blame GM.
by BillyV May 5, 2007
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