David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn
by cracknut August 14, 2020
Get the desperate crack nutsmug. When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.
It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"
"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
by durkadurkista November 4, 2013
Get the Reverse Desperate Housewifemug. When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.
by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016
Get the desperate sexmug. When a person who claims to be a comedian/comedienne does whatever no matter how degrading or stupid to get a laugh.
by WraithBlade993 August 16, 2023
Get the Desperation Comedymug. 
Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.
by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017
Get the desperate for dickmug. by Zeussed December 2, 2020
Get the desperate frogmug.