by Niggalips420 August 11, 2018
Get the Desperatemug. When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
Get the Vampires' Desperationmug. A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.
by Sancho88 August 14, 2011
Get the Despersmug. A promo on a verge of bankruptcy or a big loss or closing, often obscure brands/restaurants/places/businesses. Used as one of the last strategies as a desperation for profit
Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places
Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places
"I got a discount voucher from my favourite payment app loyalty for a little obscure restaurant and when I visited, unfortunately the branch I visited was permanently closed and a new tenant replaced them. It was a desperate promo"
"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"
"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"
by PuniUwUCute March 31, 2023
Get the desperate promomug. David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn
by cracknut August 14, 2020
Get the desperate crack nutsmug. Lowering yourself worth for attention from the opposite sex, Coming across as needy desperate & thirsty in order to gain the attention of a man.
Asking for his hotel room number & behaving in a whore like manner.
Making sexual advances despite the fact they aren’t being reciprocated.
Stalking his girlfriend on social media.
#Attention Whore #Desperate #Rejected #Try Again #Off you FUCK # Lizzie Hubbard
Asking for his hotel room number & behaving in a whore like manner.
Making sexual advances despite the fact they aren’t being reciprocated.
Stalking his girlfriend on social media.
#Attention Whore #Desperate #Rejected #Try Again #Off you FUCK # Lizzie Hubbard
Did you see that Desperate ex-stripper whore offering herself to that taken man?! She was so willing to open her legs! How disgusting!
Yes I did! She’s such a Lizzie Hubbard!!!
Yes I did! She’s such a Lizzie Hubbard!!!
by Babestation Hahaha hilarious December 22, 2019
Get the Desperatemug. She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.
by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025
Get the desperate to be offendedmug.