Desperate Bicycles

Coolest fucking punk band ever. DIY punk at it's purest. They made weird songs that were totaly different from anything else going on. check them out that's all can say.

It was easy, It was cheap, GO AND DO IT!!!!

dude 1 - so what did you think of the desperate bicycles recordings i gave you.

dude 2 - the next day after hearing them i was so fucking inspired i learned a bunch of instruments and made my own weird songs.

by desperate bicycles fan August 23, 2008

Desperation Candy

The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.

"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"

"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"

by Rupert J. Syphilis April 23, 2010

desperatext

The act of sending someone a desperate text.

Seth desperatexted Kelly to come to the party because he felt extremely awkward.

by mmhmm4125 April 25, 2010

Desperatext

(n) The act of sending a reply text within 30 seconds of receiving one. The Desperatexter usually shocks the person who sent the initial text because of how fast the reply came. Usually done by those that are desperate for conversation or those that have gotten the number of a cute guy/girl and can't wait to engage in conversation.

John: You must really like, Tiffany.

Thomas: What makes you say that?

John: As soon as I hear text come in for you, you're responding. You've been desperatexting all day, man.

Thomas: Whatever, John. I really like her.

by Russell228 October 9, 2011

Desperosexual

And individual who holds a level of sexual preference until their preferred section of Craigslist doesn't work out.

"I didn't know he was bi!"
"No, he's just desperosexual."

by Schaaf May 4, 2014

derperbole

Hyperbole, taken to the next idiotic level.

When someone uses hyperbole, make sure you dial it up to even higher levels of derperbole.

by Poot beer May 8, 2014

Demerol Shades

The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.

Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?

Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!

Dr Morphi--😲

Sick Sally--😎

Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...

by princessandrea1219 February 6, 2019