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Dalai Lama Tongue

Eeggh no don't suck it! 🤢
Dalai Lama "Come. Demonstrate your... Um... fortitude?... Yes! Fortitude. Demonstrate your monkly fortitude and suck my tongue." 🥵

Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"

Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"

Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."

Dalai Lama "Our culture-"

Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"

Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"
by Hym Iam April 11, 2023
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Dalai Lame

The 'Holiness of Lame' - A person who is the epitome of lameness.
Harold: Dude i have this really cool pick-up line planned for tonight
Jake: Good for you dude. What is it?
Harold: Yea so this is what i'll say to her - 'would you like to try my kiss? if you dont like it, you could just return it'
Jake: You are sooo 'Dalai Lame'

Jim:Can we go on a elephant ride?

Alan: Dude, you are so 'Dalai Lame'
by bijli December 31, 2011
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