Dress Codes

a fucking bullshit system that is sexist af and shouldn't exist
most of the time at least

urban dictionary has dress codes now and wouldn't let me publish this shit for the longest fucking time

by I protest online motherfuckers May 20, 2022

double dressing

The act of using a super soaker to launch a quick, spurt of ranch over a changing room door, onto the person behind. Double dressing

Did you hear about Rachel? She got kicked out of the mall for double dressing.

by lilcharlie May 6, 2019

messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

by W. Priske December 4, 2014

not dressed for the occasion

This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.

I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"

by Little_puppet March 7, 2017

Up A Dress

If you really like someone you can say you up a dress them then with a number saying how much you like them

Barry I Up A Dress You 1000

by Wang Dangler890 March 17, 2019

student dressing

Dressing up in fancy dress to go to town, because you're too poor to buy door-passable clothes.

#1 " you got clothes to wear friday night?2
#2 "No. I'll just be student dressing"

by soton raver November 30, 2010

Dress-flops

Flip flops that are slightly more sophisticated than regular flip flops; usually have sparkles, pearls, or fake diamonds on them or have heels.

At the party, many of the girls were wearing dress-flops.

by khnrslg December 20, 2010