The fictional statute that allows government officials to withhold information on the grounds of being a douchebag. Coined by the Daily Show's Jon Stewart.
"Dude, I'm no lawyer, but you have to invoke *something*. Fifth amendment, executive privilege, writ of douchebaggery?" ~Jon Stewart
by Anne O. Nymous August 16, 2004
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Person 1: I just burnt all that money you loant me on corndog porn!
Person 2: You said you were curing cancer! You fucking douchebagasarus Rex!
Person 2: You said you were curing cancer! You fucking douchebagasarus Rex!
by MonsterDipper88 October 10, 2007
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by AshleyNicole88 December 11, 2007
Get the Douchebaggery mug.Someone who decides if their previous statement was a joke or not depending on people's reaction.
If it is recieved positively, they will not call it a joke and simply keep going.
If it is recieved negatively, they will try to gaslight people into believing that the statement is a joke and put down those who try to call them out.
before any reaction however, they are in a superstate of joking and not joking. Hence, the Schrödinger's Cat refference.
If it is recieved positively, they will not call it a joke and simply keep going.
If it is recieved negatively, they will try to gaslight people into believing that the statement is a joke and put down those who try to call them out.
before any reaction however, they are in a superstate of joking and not joking. Hence, the Schrödinger's Cat refference.
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 1: "woah wth dude?"
Douchebag: "I was joking why are you being so sensitive?
Person 1: "Schrödinger's Douchebag much?"
alternatively,
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 2: "I agree"
Douchebag, to themself: "I love being a Schrödinger's douchebag"
Person 1: "woah wth dude?"
Douchebag: "I was joking why are you being so sensitive?
Person 1: "Schrödinger's Douchebag much?"
alternatively,
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 2: "I agree"
Douchebag, to themself: "I love being a Schrödinger's douchebag"
by Bro💀💀💀 July 1, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebag mug.A form of a t-shirt neck derived from a v-neck. The difference is a douchebag neck shirt cuts very low, usually to show off man cleavage
Tim used to wear crew necks, then he started working out and wore v-necks... now he just wears douchebag necks.
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by Brock A January 22, 2009
Get the Douchebag Neck mug.A douchebag king can only be appointed by a group(3 or more people) who know the said douchebag king longer than one evening. One douchebaggy act cannot nominate one to be a douchebag king, only a lifetime of douchebaggery can elevate one to this status.
My old garage cabinet boss went around telling people he was sleeping with my girlfriend for six months when he hadn't, so I told his wife, who took his kids, his house, and all his savings, thereby elevating him to the rank of douchebag king to oversee all of california.
by ACustomGarage September 23, 2009
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French origin from word douche meaning to wash
French origin from word douche meaning to wash
by C. M. Lauger October 2, 2009
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