dookiefest

When a bunch of dudes all go take a dookie at the same time in different bathrooms in one house or in different stalls. Whoever finishes first wins, but whoever finishes last took the biggest dookie and is officially dookie king.

Steve: Dude, I gotta take a shit.
George: Me too.
Pete: Hey, me too!
Everybody at same time: DOOKIEFEST!

by Gayaka June 7, 2009

Late Dookie

When you realize you still have to poo, after you've already flushed.

My mom always tells me I'm wasting water when i flush twice, but i cant help the late dookie.

by zac archer January 22, 2009

blast a dookie

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.

After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.

by Matt Berlin September 2, 2003

Dookie Stick

A dookie stick (aka dukie stick or dukey stick) is a frozen banana on stick covered with chocolate and nuts. It's also slang for anal sex.

"I fucked that bitch's ass so deep and hard, my dick looked like a dookie stick."

by Dookie Stick April 5, 2009

dookie balls

The little pebbly balls of feces that you expel from your anus. Usually used out of frustration instead of profanity.

"Oh no, I'm late for work ! Dookie balls" !!!

by PlAj $nip October 10, 2007

DOOKIE LINKS

a big fat gold chain

jamal's dookie links go great with his new gold-capped front teeth

by le roi the wigger June 23, 2003

Dookie

Term of endearment of the deepest of love.

Jesse: I love you, Dookie.
Christina: Aww, thanks midget face.!

by Fro Nasty August 27, 2016