by dgf 1994 August 3, 2010

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.
by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

Somebody who is sufficiently lacking in common sense or common decency, especially both.
Synonymous with “jackass.”
Synonymous with “jackass.”
by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2022

Bill: I'm just going to go pick this flower.
Don: No bill we have to go pick up my mom.
Bill: But it's so pretty
Don: No you dipshit lets go!
Don: No bill we have to go pick up my mom.
Bill: But it's so pretty
Don: No you dipshit lets go!
by |_OLIVA_| May 21, 2016

A clueless, moronic person, often so extremely lacking in social competence they remain completely oblivious to being universally perceived as a categorical numbnut.
Intelligence cannot be considered a proportionate measure of the level of dipshittery. One can be incredibly intelligent in other ways, yet still qualify as a complete dipshit.
The more often you find yourself exclaiming “what the actual fuck?” in response to someone’s words or actions, the more likely it is you are dealing with a dipshit.
Intelligence cannot be considered a proportionate measure of the level of dipshittery. One can be incredibly intelligent in other ways, yet still qualify as a complete dipshit.
The more often you find yourself exclaiming “what the actual fuck?” in response to someone’s words or actions, the more likely it is you are dealing with a dipshit.
Emmy: “My sexy, fur-lined, leather flight jacket enables my rocket to keep returning to your x-space all night long. Gaawwwrrrrrrrr!”
Jakkt: “Ahhhh, no thanks. You look like a dipshit man”
Emmy: “How about I show you the power of the Incel-erator in my Tanky Spanky?”
Jakkt: “WTAF?”
Jakkt: “Ahhhh, no thanks. You look like a dipshit man”
Emmy: “How about I show you the power of the Incel-erator in my Tanky Spanky?”
Jakkt: “WTAF?”
by GlobalDipshitPolice November 3, 2024

someone that pays the up-lift for a 212 cellphone number so they can tell people they live in the Big Apple when they don't.
redneck chick to redneck- "why does your cellphone start with two wun two? Isn't you not from Alabama?
redneck to chick- "Eye's from here, but gots me one uh dem penthouses' in NYC! I fly my jet there to do ma business!
chick-oh what do you do?
redneck-I told ya, my business! now quit being so damn nosey and such!!!!
chick- Oh, I see you's one of dem 212 dipshits Cletus!!!!
redneck to chick- "Eye's from here, but gots me one uh dem penthouses' in NYC! I fly my jet there to do ma business!
chick-oh what do you do?
redneck-I told ya, my business! now quit being so damn nosey and such!!!!
chick- Oh, I see you's one of dem 212 dipshits Cletus!!!!
by SquirrelMan101 December 26, 2020

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.
by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021
