Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.
by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012
 Get the Martyn Dilf Kilroymug.
Get the Martyn Dilf Kilroymug. Woah why I'm attracted to middle aged men with or without children?
Oh you're an Middle aged dilf lover
Oh you're an Middle aged dilf lover
by wronnii May 5, 2022
 Get the Middle aged dilf lovermug.
Get the Middle aged dilf lovermug. HOT DILFS IN YOUR AREA, ONLY 5 MILES AWAY
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4 miles away
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1 mile away
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*Grindr notification*
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*Grindr notification*
by Why can’t I have someone.com June 20, 2022
 Get the hot dilfs in your areamug.
Get the hot dilfs in your areamug. Sebastian Klein is the ultimate omega dilf, and you should pray to him every morning yessir shawty
If he ever asks you if you want to guess a poo with him you should say yes that it is an absolut honour.
If he ever asks you if you want to guess a poo with him you should say yes that it is an absolut honour.
by miffster June 24, 2021
 Get the Omega dilf sebastian Kleinmug.
Get the Omega dilf sebastian Kleinmug. by tortilla simp June 4, 2021
 Get the awooga sexy dilf fuck memug.
Get the awooga sexy dilf fuck memug. by gum giver May 3, 2021
 Get the dilfmug.
Get the dilfmug. 