by o ya come on June 18, 2009
A large (or small) object used through men and women or whatever gender you are to masturbate or as decorations on Halloween.
by Niglet Raper April 06, 2016
by KingSavage997 April 25, 2017
The piece of silicon your bitch is using when shes thinking or Michel b Jordan at night after you give her your mediocre shrimp dick making her wonder why shes with you .
"why you using that dildo babe we just had sex" (her) "yeah for like 2 seconds you limp dick bastard "
by nellyboi December 03, 2018
by Madkso May 20, 2018
by dhluvvs January 16, 2013
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018