The Dignity Woman

Noun. The woman with a distinctly posh accent featured in a commercial for the "Comfort Wipe."

She is referenced heavily in situations wherein one claims dignity in an action which requires none. It is generally agreed that the Dignity Woman's accent is fabulous.

Person One: "I never thought I would be able to drunkenly vomit and maintain my dignity."

Person Two: "We've got a regular old Dignity Woman over here!"

Person Three: "Don't be messin' with The Dignity Woman!"

by hornickshawn June 23, 2009

bomb digity

80"s lingo for awsome

Dude that movie was the bomb digity

Quadricus juniorstein: Yo my niggy, it be dat bombdigity

by none mainstream dude February 13, 2015

Dignity

1. Relationship between dignity and alcohol is the opposite. As alcohol levels increase...dignity decreases.

2. Something often left at bars and fraternities.

3. Often completely lost on Halloween.

I left my dignity at Raleigh's last night.

by Palla33 November 6, 2009

dignity

the true meaning of dignity- Walking with pride even when you have none to have even if you began with none.

However, this is not the case when trying to show off, or if you are just plain a jerk.

After being embarrsed when trying to bully Rick, John stood up straight, scraped up the little dignity he had, and left the room.

by JmanXD February 23, 2010

diggnity

only looking at posts or articles with a certain number of "diggs" (digg.com)

one person- hey check out this cracked.com article

another person- oh, no it only has 8 diggs. have some diggnity.

by shanelevi December 1, 2010

Lord_Dignity

this is a rare word for the strongest god in the multivers

person 1: WAIT IS THAT Lord_Dignity?
person 2: OMG IT IS
Both : bow for him
Lord_Dignity : yes my childeren bow for me.

by IWantBigDead April 9, 2021

diggit

Naval slang for a multi-tool and the people who use them.

Hey, diggit, can I borrow your diggit?

by findiggit March 7, 2021