dechtice

very rubbish city full of shits on streets and crazy people

this city is so dirty... like dechtice

by el nath March 12, 2011

Decoy Fries

A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.

(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.

by cjhardy June 29, 2011

decrydrated

When you cry so much you feel dehydrated.

After seeing Wall-E's romance with Eva in the Pixar animated classic, I became decrydrated

by decrydrator February 28, 2012

dehydated

When a girl or guy is beyond thirsty or desperate. They will nearly do anything to get what they want

Ana: hey that guy in the yellow shirt next to the side walk is so cute.

Shelly: ummmm........ Ana I think that isn't even a guy. It's a fire hydrant
Ana: well then is is a very cute fire hydrant.
Shelly: I no you are my friend but u are dehydated.

by Cinnamon sheen July 5, 2014

decoy daddy

Second/backup boyfriend, or step father.

I was texting my decoy daddy to see when he was gonna pick me up from school.

by Ark_Knight April 24, 2017

Decky Cock

A very small penis or 5 inch punisher

"Whats up Kelly do you want some Decky Cock?"

by John Napolitani July 20, 2017

dehydrated piss

Dehydrated Piss comes from West Virginia. Well, Its the skin color of one Brandon Kelly.

Look Ma' There goes that Dehydrated Piss Boy Brandon again.

by Soccertitties July 23, 2017