daftun

A more insulting word for daft, often linked with someone bigging themselves up

"John you couldn't knock yourself out ya daftun"

by Rugdfrr December 5, 2016

Daftmorrow

A title for the day after tomorrow.

Guy 1: We're going bowling dude.
Guy 2: when?
Guy 1: Daftmorrow dude, get ready.

by obsessiveInsomniac June 13, 2016

Daft

Brittish word for stupid or dumb

Person 1: I like the starwars prrquels
Person 2: Are you Daft?

by RorySowersby May 4, 2018

Daft

A fucking idiot. Spastic, just all round retarded.

‘I can’t see it..’
‘It’s right in front of you don’t be so daft !’

by ik two different Brady familys December 9, 2018

Daft

Extremely flamboyant and gay.

Dude did you see Andrew the other day? He was being so daft I'm surprised Johnnie didn't slam his ass right there in the alley.

by headbobber1186 April 11, 2019

Daft

Dumb as fucking Thanos, a Marvel villain that stupidly cut the universal population in half despite the reality that populations double every generation anyway.

Blizzard is daft with their changes.

by duhobviously April 14, 2019

Daft

When someone is saying something that doesn't make sense or doesn't add up.

Hey I heard turtles are human and they talk in real life

"OMG that's daft why would you believe that

by VSCO GIRL REAL ONE August 28, 2019