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the bitch cycle

A cycle of Bitchery that starts with one bitch gossiping to another bitch about a bitch leading to the bitch hearing the gossip to continue the cycle. Also called "The BC"
Bruh, Brittany gossiped about me to Rosa so I told Shauna about it and she told Brittany. I guess I'm stuck in the bitch cycle.
by MuthMaster March 18, 2016
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Hitting the Cycle

Having sexual intercourse with individuals born in four different decades. Hitting the cycles in order (for example 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s) is known as a Straight Cycle.
Holy cow! Brian just finished Hitting the Cycle after banging that millennial chick!
by DrGnome November 9, 2019
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cycle sister

When you’re so close to your girls that your periods sync up. You become cycle sisters.
Bae we both need a tampon because we’re cycle sisters. Love you bae.
by S Cal January 18, 2019
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Mush Cycle

When the female is about to finish you quickly pull out an old lollipop and shove it right into her pussy. Then carefully put it into the molding of choice and freeze the lolly for later. Eat and enjoy
John l swear bro, she for real let me pop a mush cycle right after I finished
by Ms. Frizzle is thicc April 13, 2022
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Cycle Path

When someone says that they are insane and deadly but they really aren't.
"this kid is saying he has bloodlust. he's such a cycle path."
by ya boi Space Cowboy May 17, 2021
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Syrian Cycle

A continuous cycle that consists of three steps. Beginning with smoking a 3 bowls to the face, followed by taking a Xanax bar (preferably a green zombie bar), and then finally by taking a 2 lortabs. This cycle is continuous and should not commence until subject has passed out.
"Paul got so fucked up yesterday that he didn't remember he drove home". "Well no shit he was on his third round of the Syrian Cycle".
by Frank Liam June 28, 2013
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Relationship Cycle

The pattern of a couple getting together, deciding to break up, hating each other with a vengeance for some time, and getting back together again, starting the cycle anew.

Process can repeat indefinitely.

Usually annoys the hell out of those acquainted with the couple in some way.
THE RELATIONSHIP CYCLE

John: I love you...
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

Jane: No, you can't hang out with your friends in Vegas this weekend. I want you here.
John: You've become such a demanding bitch. That's it. I'm breaking up with you and going to Vegas! Maybe I'll find someone better there!
Jane: Well, fuck you then, asshole! I never want to see you again!

Jane: That son of a bitch dumped me. It's really over this time.
Ashley: Are you sure? You always take him back, Jane.
Jane: No, this time for real.

3 WEEKS LATER:
John: Baby, I miss us. Our relationship together was the greatest time of my life. I'm sorry for what I said. Take me back. I can't be without you.
Jane: I've missed you too. Come on, I want to make it up to you...
"THIS STAGE OFTEN LEADS TO MAKE UP SEX"

John: That was amazing Jane. I love you..
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON...
by Happens to Everyone June 19, 2011
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