compsoy parrot

A normally programming adjacent person (does not do any real programming, aka a compsoy person), who fills up their word dictionary with technical nonsense buzz words, spews them condescendingly, with or without understanding what they are actually talking about.

Compsoy parrot: I get the impression that you believe that these development skills are linear. This is not the case, as codebases live in multi-dimensional lossy conceptual spaces. When new developers arrive, it's valuable to ensure that there is a diverse array of conceptual entrypoints for them.

Person 2: I get the impression that you don't mind that i spent the last night with your mother. She was really impressed by my non-linear development skills. Now shut up you compsoy parrot, and try doing some actual programming instead of spewing random garbage

by treuks October 14, 2023

sex campsite

Campsite solely for the pumpy de rumpy

Let’s go to a sex campsite with grandma!

by Humdogg February 18, 2018

Bustin’ Clumps

When it’s been awhile and your cum is thicc

This guys out here bustin’ clumps

by whiteoaktree April 8, 2019

pussy clumps

Rolled up little balls of vaginal discharge after a healthy round of sex.

Ryan: What the hell is that in my pubes?
Cheri: That’s just some pussy clumps!
Ryan: Oh okay… wait, what the fuck?

by SendMeUrClumps September 3, 2022

Camps Lock

When you accidentally hit Caps Lock instead of "A" and post without proofreading, resulting in a post that's part-normal, part-caps.

Guy A: "And thT'S WHY I THINK FOOTBALL IS BETTER."

Guy B: Whoa, Camps Lock'd.

by Pheonix_Downer October 20, 2009

Cumped

The process of filling a bucket with cum from multiple masturbation sessions and splashing it on the unsuspecting partners face after she opens her mouth at the end phase of a handjob.

"Dude I had to give my girlfriend mouth to mouth resuscitation last night after I cumped on her."

by SaymynameW.W. November 20, 2014

Cumpig

A little piglet that is addicted to taking bulk loads of cum. Historically these loads have been delivered from the one and only big nuts.

I’m a little cumpig, feed it to me big nuts.

by Whiteboy! March 24, 2022