by Pudekcuf December 22, 2008
Get the ice cube's chance in hell mug.A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007
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The only console with first party titles that don't suck, for example: Metroid Prime 1 & 2, Mario Sunshine, and Zelda.
Also has many great games that were realesed for multiple platforms, such as Viewtiful Joe and Resident Evil.
Also, it has a small form factor making it great to bring on a trip! Plus it doesn't over heat!
NOTE: A first party title is a title developed and published by the company that makes the hardware (in this case Nintendo, which makes the Gamecube). Halo is not a first party title as it was created, designed, and programed by Bungie. Microsoft (the creators of X-Box) only bought the rights to Halo ! & 2 and was not actually involved in the creative process. The only good games for PS2 are either fighters or made by Capcom, a company which makes lots of fighters.
NOTE 2: The network adapter is not for going online. If you read carefully enough, you would see it said LAN, or local area network, adapter. This is the smae as playing Halo on system link. Not actually on the internet, just on a network. This feature is used in games such as Mario Kart: Double Dash and Phantasy Star Online Episodes 1 & 2.
Also has many great games that were realesed for multiple platforms, such as Viewtiful Joe and Resident Evil.
Also, it has a small form factor making it great to bring on a trip! Plus it doesn't over heat!
NOTE: A first party title is a title developed and published by the company that makes the hardware (in this case Nintendo, which makes the Gamecube). Halo is not a first party title as it was created, designed, and programed by Bungie. Microsoft (the creators of X-Box) only bought the rights to Halo ! & 2 and was not actually involved in the creative process. The only good games for PS2 are either fighters or made by Capcom, a company which makes lots of fighters.
NOTE 2: The network adapter is not for going online. If you read carefully enough, you would see it said LAN, or local area network, adapter. This is the smae as playing Halo on system link. Not actually on the internet, just on a network. This feature is used in games such as Mario Kart: Double Dash and Phantasy Star Online Episodes 1 & 2.
Guy1: OH schnap! It's Metroid Prime!
Guy2: Pshh, HL2 ripoff!
Nintendork: Metroid was made in teh 80's nub, long before half-life!
Guy1: OH SCHNAP!
Guy2:I am shamed!
Guy2: Pshh, HL2 ripoff!
Nintendork: Metroid was made in teh 80's nub, long before half-life!
Guy1: OH SCHNAP!
Guy2:I am shamed!
by DesZebre February 8, 2005
Get the game cube mug.Someone who works in a call centre, in those small enclosed call cubicles. They often have to follow call scripts and proceedures and claim to be /sound knowledgeable on the subject that youre calling about, when really they dont know that much at all. Any variation from the cube, leaves them unable to talk with you, both literally and in terms of knowledge.Sometimes they can bwe quite unhelpful and leave you feeling like you've gotten nowhere.
I tried to call XYZ Company today for some support, and all I could do was to speak with some CubeMonkey who kept telling me to check I'd plugged it in that it couldn't be them /wasnt their problem.
by Richard Smith July 20, 2006
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Get the cube mug.Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert report. The sexiest comedian on television, not to mention his amazing chemistry with Jon Stewart. In addition, Colbert is also a great dancer, can flip to his desk, and obviously, is very handsome.
by natalie m January 21, 2007
Get the colbert mug.What the guy near you in a modular office environment should be called when he flatuates so rumbly loud that the cube walls actually rattle.
by Victor Vector September 25, 2006
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