Cuban Necktie

A person who had their neck slit and tounge pulled back inward down the throat and out of the slit hole... which then hangs down like a necktie.

Orgin: Cuba. and anywhere that is corrupt.

some thirdworld gorilla warfare tactic terrorism jungle shit to tell people or the govt, that they are not playing around.

You notice Mr. Rodriquez's stich across his throat? he was a survivor of a cuban necktie attempt.

by Lec2 March 6, 2003

cumonize

The act of blowing a load on an object either animate or inanimate. Pronounced Cum-in-ize, can also be used as cumonized or cuminizing.

Dude, I'm gonna cumonize that cactus. I so just cumonized your macoroni and cheese! Your mom was pissed when i came on her face, I told her i was going to cumonize it.

by E_bud October 14, 2006

cubensi

shrooms.

Hey Kristina, I got some cubensi, I know you wanna fry tonight!

by Xrystina November 2, 2008

Culonignane

A girl with a tremendous butt that is neither huge nor fat but that is phantastically 3 dimensional and has the characteristics of a black girls ass!

Oh god did you see that Culonignane as she walked away? I just popped wood!

by PhilthyPhil68 April 5, 2010

cuban assassin

A wet fart

I just let a cuban assassin, now I have to clean up.

by jag001 March 18, 2013

Culonavirus

A virus that makes your booty bigger. If you get it, you will turn culón or culona, (Spanish for big fat ass man or big fat ass woman).

Oooh she won't fit in them jeans. She got the culonavirus.

by NeferTito May 18, 2020

sneaky cuban

A highly degrading sexual act in which a man withdraws his penis from a female's anus and wipes fecal matter on her face drawing a beard, followed by smashing her face in a plate nachos covered with the following condiments: cheese, salsa and sour cream.

I gave that cunt a sneaky cuban last night.

by Jack Brown September 5, 2008