Tom Cruise Fan

a homosexual male who likes pretty straight guys.

Your dad bought a convertible Mustang? I knew he was a Tom Cruise fan.

by sirshannon August 5, 2010

Poop Cruise

An infamous cruise from St. Maarten to Mobile in 2013 during which power was lost and passengers started pooping all over the ship.

My Aunt and Uncle were on the Poop Cruise.

by American Expressed April 11, 2013

in Tom Cruise's Apartment

1.)The newest form of "in the closet".

2.)The act of hiding something.

Example 1.)"Hey, I didn't know John was gay."

"Yeah, he is, but he's still deep in Tom Cruise's apartment. So don't say anything to his parents, okay?"

Example 2.)"I hear the Bush family has a lot of skeletons in Tom Cruise's apartment".

by ladymadonna July 16, 2008

tom cruise

stupid scientologist who does make good movies but is totally uneducated in the ways of the world.

Sally: Have you heard Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting married??!!

Bob: Yeah, I always knew they were both fullashit.

by Scientologyisforweirdpeople July 19, 2005

Cruiser

Someone who meets at parks restrooms cars or truck stop for gay sex.

My friend Ryan must be a cruiser cause he meets his partners at parks.

by Fatboikyle December 12, 2018

boonie cruise

smoking weed while driving throughout the boonies

"lets go on a boonie cruise."

by mattie_0420 March 28, 2010

tom cruise

Gay and crazy homosexual

Tom Cruise is exceptionally homosexual

by Masterstyle October 12, 2006